Taking Incest to New Awareness Levels

Last night I was over in a friend's room, continuing our Firefly marathon, and River & Simon were being incestuous as always. So, sort of to test him out, I said, "Man, they have a really special sibling relationship."

His response?
"INCEST IS WINCEST."

WHAT. WHAT. HE DOESN'T WATCH SUPERNATURAL. HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW I WATCH SUPERNATURAL.

OUR BOYS ARE SO FLAMINGLY SPARKLY IT HURTS.